Premium Faux Chicken Nugget Keychain
Premium Faux Chicken Nugget Keychain
$12.99
No one cares whether you drive a Lexus or BMW, but when they look down at your keys and see this “authentic” white, boneless, chicken nugget necklace they’re sure to swoon.
Premium Faux Chicken Nugget Necklace
Premium Faux Chicken Nugget Necklace
$12.99
- Looks like a tasty, authentic chicken nugget – but sure as hell doesn’t taste like one.
- Lasts longer than
your exa typical fast food nugget - Shows off your prosperity and wealth
Embrace your inner lover of nuggs and order our Faux Chicken Nugget necklace — or order two, and we’ll even through in some sauce.
Faux Fried Chicken Leg Necklace
Faux Fried Chicken Leg Necklace
$11.99
Frequently Asked Questions
- Is it 🅱️oneless?
- No, it’s literally a chicken leg.
- Am I able to eat it?
- Sure, but our legal team recommends against it.
- How does it work?
- Step 1: Put it around your neck
- Step 2: Fend yourself from all the ladies swooning after you
Novelty Cartoon Milk & Cookie Socks
Novelty Cartoon Milk & Cookie Socks
$6.50
Embrace your inner sweet-tooth while dressing in style with our premium quality cookies & milk socks.
