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Premium Faux Chicken Nugget Necklace
- Looks like a tasty, authentic chicken nugget – but sure as hell doesn’t taste like one.
- Lasts longer than
your exa typical fast food nugget
- Shows off your prosperity and wealth
Embrace your inner lover of nuggs and order our Faux Chicken Nugget necklace — or order two, and we’ll even through in some sauce.
Faux Fried Chicken Leg Necklace
Frequently Asked Questions
- Is it 🅱️oneless?
- No, it’s literally a chicken leg.
- Am I able to eat it?
- Sure, but our legal team recommends against it.
- How does it work?
- Step 1: Put it around your neck
- Step 2: Fend yourself from all the ladies swooning after you